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Post  Bastian on Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:50 pm



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Beggar joke number 1

Post  Guest on Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:45 am

Alright chill its funny with my awesome voices, but ill try this. (Imagine cowboy voices)
So there's 3 cowboys sitting around a campfire in the woods telling stories about how strong and brave they are.
The first cowboy goes "So i was hiking threw the forest one day when i hear this rattling noise, so i turn around and see this 20 foot long giant rattlesnake all coiled up and ready to attack me! So the moment it attacks i grab it, pull out my knife and skin it in one stroke and eat it raw!"
The second cowboy looks at the first and says "O ya, i was hunting the other day and i came across a giant grey wolf, well he pounced on me, so i grabbed it and snap its head."
Now the first two cowboys look at the third cowboy who hasn't said a word this whole time, hes just been sitting there listing to the other two talk while stirring the coals in the fire with his penis. affraid lol!
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