Chill Out Zone

Alright chill its funny with my awesome voices, but ill try this. (Imagine cowboy voices)
So there's 3 cowboys sitting around a campfire in the woods telling stories about how strong and brave they are.
The first cowboy goes "So i was hiking threw the forest one day when i hear this rattling noise, so i turn around and see this 20 foot long giant rattlesnake all coiled up and ready to attack me! So the moment it attacks i grab it, pull out my knife and skin it in one stroke and eat it raw!"
The second cowboy looks at the first and says "O ya, i was hunting the other day and i came across a giant grey wolf, well he pounced on me, so i grabbed it and snap its head."
Now the first two cowboys look at the third cowboy who hasn't said a word this whole time, hes just been sitting there listing to the other two talk while stirring the coals in the fire with his penis.
Sincerely,
Your one and true Beggar